If Mobile Phone Brands were your Exes

Everyone who are in relationship or were in one surely have some interesting exes in their lives . So we are here today to differentiate those exes and match their character with some of the top mobile selling brands of the world.

1) Samsung


These exes are your parents favourite but it's only you who knows all his toxic natures. Though he/she tries to keep you happy in small investment but ends up showing the toxic nature within a span of time. These exes are like the best ones if you can make a big investment on them. But all together all your past experience with them has led you to not chose them any further but your parents still keep insisting you to have him/her. BTW, he would be the most energetic partner in the beginning but after some months all he do will sleep.


2) Xiaomi

These exes are like the ones you had to spent the least money on. Tries to give you every happiness within very less budget. Though is a playboy , as he/she can be found in a relationship with a lot of people. But not entirely their fault though. Their parents keep on producing every month to earn from their child. The only bad thing about these exes are that they become too angry (or hot) if you spend more time with them.

3) Oppo/ Vivo

If you ever want to have an arranged marriage, the person arranging it surely will match you with one of these. They appear to be one of the best looking and clicks good artificial photo . But most people tend to ignore them for a love affair and thus they mostly need to rely on arranged marriage.


4) Huwawei

Probably one of the best exes of your life if you can invest money on it. Will give you everything you deserve. But his recent actions have created a lot of conflicts with your relatives and thus they have boycotted him. Nobody is entirely sure to whether to be in relationship with this guy or not. BTW he also has a cute brother Honor, who comes in a little investment but the problem for him remains same as well.


5) LG 

Not someone you want to be in a relationship with. He always arrives late but whenever he does , he impresses everyone with its class and features. Not someone you can rely on all your life but the best ex for short period of time.


7) Asus

 That ex of yours who in reality is very ugly but takes care of you like he is your husband. A bit fatter than all others but the health comes with advantage as it allows you to spend your whole day with him and he still can go on. If you can ignore his ugly face, then surely you can be happy with him all life through.


8) One Plus

This is not just your ex but also your crush. He is the best athlete among all your exes but gets tired soon, and gets back to the old energy even sooner. He though wants you to spend a lot of money on him but whatever you spend on him is worth it. Sometimes get angry if you want to spend the whole day with him. He also has allegation of wrongly spying on your life.


9) Nokia 

As a kid you always wanted to date him but as you grew older he changed himself entirely. He was like the best guy to date when you were young but now he is not himself and lost all his pride. He is still there somewhere but nobody entirely knows where. Everytime he gets out everybody hopes that surely he will be like he used to previously but he doesn't.

10) iPhone

He is like your forever crush but his demands are too high. He is cute and different from all your exes but not everytime you can afford him. And if you ever get him as your boyfriend, you love to show him off to your friends. He is the one who forced other exes to be better but in recent time but  he himself doesn't get better much now a days. He has a string of lovers who doesn't entirely understand him but still wants to have him. He comes out every year but has the same feature as his previous self with some upgradation in looks and photography skills. Though he cannot spend the whole day with you and requires frequent naps.

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